It Was Bound To Happen...

I just returned from a beer and a long walk. It's a cool, beautiful night. The streets are mostly empty...........

I saw and heard a man and woman going back and forth in the distance and across the street from me. As I got closer I could tell that started directing their talk at me. I gave my usual line, that I don't speak Spanish, and then the ol' girl opened her jacket to reveal most of her breasts.
Ahh. The universal language of propositioning.
I did what was probably the worst thing I could have done...I laughed and I did so very loudly. The offense registered on both of their faces.
So I stepped up my pace and got the hell out of there. I heard them talking and I think I caught "hombre", which was an exchange that went something like "He probably likes men." Right?

Anyways, I'm back in the room now. I am going to read and try and go to sleep very soon.

G'night.